ursorum: Doctor Who the hell cares
brandnewswastikas: Losing your virginity is awesome. It gives you an ultra-low benchmark with which to compare all of the other bad things that you will experience throughout your life.
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
oldfavoritesong: when people you don’t like start watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite singer
mrmdprncss: i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
kay0x0x: Click here & I will love you forever!
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
nexark: If it takes less muscles to smile then frown why is faking a smile so hard?
kawaiicaptainanime: sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game AND SIT ON BENCHES
What happens when you leave Benedict Cumberbatch...
American Shows: ok we're going to show you this pilot... oh ok you like the pilot? That's good, have 20 more episodes. And a subsequent 9 seasons. And the transcripts and deleted scenes and plenty of interviews with the cast. Oh also here's the gag reel, enjoy!
British Shows: Here's four episodes you fuckers, come back in two years and we might have some more done if we can be arsed. If you're lucky.
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
Bioshock Infinite's Ending
paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away