when people you don’t like start watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite singer
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i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
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what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
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when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
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brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
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teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
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